Monday, February 1, 2016

I Hate Money

NSFW!!!

Here's a little fiction for you, circa Y2K.  Any similarities to persons, living or dead, will result in me pleading the 5th.

Psychotropic forest
Dream wood forest warrior
Patterns light in darkness
Light fades into shadow

Batting silence
Bugs sidle the mirror face
Tartness flecks the tongue
Cellophane dried
On packing peanuts
And the journey begins


Marconi’s version of the truth:
            The Gila has always called me.  “Sooweet, motherfucker,” it screams, like Samuel L. Jackson would say as a guest on Green Acres. 
            So once again the Gila called to me so I knew I wanted to go somewhere into the Gila.  Upon Kruze’s suggestion of either Willow Creek or Snow Lake...
           
Marconi pauses mid joint rolling. 
He cackles madly as I type these words. 
He is upset that I have interrupted his words.
He spits the sweet venom
Of joy and innocence upon me
We light our way...

Marconi’s version of the truth:
            The paper must be clipped.  It was soooo tight...  No inspiration.  Lump o candle; even parents can love it has a beautiful household item.
            I had experimented with pot before and found it to be a very delightful and enlightening experienced.  It’s helped me see things in a new way, a gentle way compared to the other so called intoxicants.  It’s not harmless but it’s relatively so, especially compared to legal drugs like alcohol.
            I wanted to experience the new dimension that mushrooms would give me.  I hd read it was more intense but I was looking for something more than what pot has given me so far.  I knew I had nothing to fear about them.  I read it was gentle to your body like pot.  It sure tastes like shit though.

shit the flushing of the body
dream a little dream oh winking brown eye
we see the corn and peanuts
in your mound of the amorphous
bacterium

Marconi’s version of the truth:
            We loaded up the jeep with our supplies, the usual stuff for camping.  I rolled a couple of nice fat spliffs and Kruze grabbed the mushrooms.  The mushrooms weren’t what I expected.  They looked more like barnyard detritus, shit laying around a horses stable.  Possibly a mixture of straw, hay, and horse yummies thrown in?  Did I mention that they tasted bad?

oral nonplan
deconstructed trip
did I say that?
irony spews forth
liquid falling
in scenes to come...

Marconi’s version of the truth:
            Smart ass comments of sourpuss create laughter even in its deadly sting.  It’s time to back up.  We hit the road, hamburger... was waved through the bunghole patrol (Kruze’s note: are you a mexican sir?  *bang*) and pranced our way into the beautiful pastoral setting of the Gila.  the vulva.  our penetration of the gila puts us into a warm and pleasurable state of being (Kruze’s note: like a good hard shag).  in a way, we were making love with the forest.  as insignificant as we seemed, the warmth and spiritual wetness of the Gila rose to a perpetual swelling of our state of being.  engorged if you will.  The teasing strokes of the Gila coerced us in further and deeper, penetrating to the center of the forest’s potent vitality and creative force.

sexual mask
hair pie deep
spreading larger and deeper
until we
a green 4 wheel drive
vehicle of fertilization
descends to meet the
resin the cum
the juice of that protects
and gives life to the
pregnant woods

On the gravel road we saw a bear running up a hillside.  It was a rare treat for both of us.  Amazing how the wilderness inhabitants are rarely seen even here in their own home.

We continued north deeper into the forest.  Soon we drove through the tall ponderosa pines.  I love these trees because they symbolize the West so much for me.  Driving through these pines forests on such an isolated road makes me feel very much closer to nature.  I looked forward to mixing the mushroom experience with the beautiful vistas before my eyes.

fire danger low
dry as a fleck of desert sand
perhaps they want the fires
perhaps its time to raze the trees
and put micky dees and disney
in its place

The campground wasn’t exactly all we had hoped for, but we were definitely ready to get out of the car.  So we set up camp, had a bite to eat, then retired to the tent to begin the ritual.

Kruze divided the dried and crumbled mushrooms between us, giving me a bit more than half so I could have a more powerful first experience.  Awful nice of the guy since it was his mushrooms.

looks like dust
tiny fungal bones
white and dry
the desert of the birth
the desert of wonder
that does not share like
we do.  the desert does not
divide in two.

Despite the awful taste (did I tell you they taste like shit?), I managed to choke down my portion of the shrooms.  Now it was time to wait.  We decided to take a walk down by the nearby shallow lake.  It wasn’t until we returned with some firewood that I began to notice the mushrooms taking effect.  Things started to look closer.  As time passed, my sense of depth was increasingly distorted.  Objects halfway to eye level looked far closer to the ground than normal.  Kruze looked like a wise old gnome as he sat in his folding chair and peeled an orange.

sitting face aglow
the great gnome on his throne
no, it’s papa smurf
laughing his bearded laugh
tinted like neptunes orb
sinking reptilian into the patterned sand

During this time, I noticed a rapidly pulsing flicker, as if a weak strobe light were going on in my peripheral vision.  As the light faded, this strobe effect did as well, but I started noticing intricate geometric patterns in every object I stared at:  pine needles, tufts of grass, the bare earth, pieces of wood, and just about anything else I looked at.  (pause for a few tokes)

like snowflakes
patterns with no patterns
scattering chaos making order
“it’s in the darker areas too.”
yes.  yes it is.  and the strobe light has faded alot
like the arrival of night would accept
anything else



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